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Bart's Tees

The trail doesn't slow down. Neither should your tank.
The Humans Are The Bottleneck Trail Tank is the go-to layer for warm runs, summer hikes, and gym sessions where you'd genuinely rather be outside. Lightweight, breathable, and honest about your feelings toward group dependencies.
Wear it on the trail. Wear it to the gym. Wear it to the standup so people know where you stand.
👉 Add to cart — six colorways, limited stock per size.